Well, well, well. Look who made a series of interesting choices. Your fate is sealed. Here’s how that worked out for you:
Morally Gray Antiheroes Who Make Bad Decisions Sound Smart
👉 Cause of Death: You convinced yourself (and everyone else) that your most reckless plan was "the only logical option." It was not. Far from it. But damn, you were persuasive.
Mastermind Schemers Who Are Always Three Steps Ahead
👉 Cause of Death: You WERE three steps ahead. Unfortunately, so was the cliff. Now you’re six feet under. Tragic.
Broody Detectives Drowning in Existential Dread (and Probably Whiskey)
👉 Cause of Death: You finally found The Truth™. Turns out, The Truth™ wasn't thrilled about being found.
Witty Sidekicks Who Somehow Survive Everything (May or May Not Be Smarter Than the MC)
👉 Cause of Death: You didn’t die! But everyone assumes you did because you disappeared under suspiciously perfect circumstances. You’re probably running an animal shelter in another country under a fake name.
Secretive Scholars Obsessed With Forbidden Knowledge (Will 100% Die for The Truth, But Hopes It Won’t Come to That)
👉 Cause of Death: You read the ONE book explicitly labelled “DO NOT OPEN.” Your last words were, “But what if—” as spacetime folded in on itself.
Grumpy Immortals Who Have Seen Too Much
👉 Cause of Death: You are not dead. Death itself is tired of you. The universe is betting on how long it takes before you willingly jump into a black hole just to feel something.
Rebels Who Risk Everything to Bring Down Corrupt Dystopian Regimes
👉 Cause of Death: You delivered an absolutely ICONIC final speech that will inspire future revolutionaries for generations. Unfortunately, snipers exist.
Disaster Magnets Who Throw the World Into Chaos
👉 Cause of Death: You didn’t die so much as accidentally triggered the apocalypse. You are now an ominous historical warning. Congratulations!
Ace Undercover Agents Who Blend in Everywhere, Except Emotionally
👉 Cause of Death: You followed "one last lead." It was a trap. You knew it was a trap. Your last words are engraved on your tombstone: Called it.
Rogues Who Swear They Don’t Have a Heart (They’re Lying)
👉 Cause of Death: You took a fatal hit for someone you “didn’t care about.” Your last words to them were, “Don’t make this a big deal.”
All of the Above, Obviously (I Contain Multitudes, and Most of Them Are Morally Compromised)
👉 Cause of Death: No one actually knows how you died. Theories include betrayal, a tragic romance, a time-travel paradox, and too many enemies to count. Your tombstone reads “It was complicated.”